Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Amanda Bynes: The Broken Record

Amanda Bynes: The Broken Record
         
            Let me ask you something. How many times in the past two years have you heard Amanda Bynes's name in a negative light? 20 maybe 30? The girl just couldn't get it together there for awhile. Now in the last six months I can say she has cleaned up her act quite a bit. But, as we all know the Hollywood industry is full of mess-ups and let downs. And Amanda Bynes, once again has let down all of her adoring fans by getting yet another DUI. This time Bynes was caught under the influence of the ADHD medication used by many to focus; Adderall. While this is not typically Bynes drug of choice, she was actually prescribed this drug by her doctor but of course abused the dosage and could not pass any of the sobriety tests given to her by the police. it seems as though nowadays she is taking anything (Adderall, weed, liquor, ect.) she can get her little hands on.
          Now you may be asking can she really get a DUI for taking a drug prescribed to her? The answer is yes, because she took so much of the drug and was almost completely out of it when she was pulled over by the police she can in fact get a DUI. Now not only does she have yet another DUI but this of course is a clear probation violation. It is rather ironic that she was on parole for reckless driving. Bynes may just want to stop driving all together, she doesn't seem to have the best luck when doing so. Just when everyone thought she was doing just a little bit better, she has to go and pull a stunt like this, classic Amanda Bynes move.
          As report by TMZ this little DUI should not be the biggest concern for Amanda's fans. After doing a little digging they discovered that she has moved out of her parents house, is smoking large amounts of marijuana and is off of her medication for Schizophrenia and Bi-polarity. Her parents have no idea where she is now. These are very serious, life threatening issues that need to be addressed in a rehabilitation center as soon as possible. If Bynes does not get help soon, I can insure that the next thing you her about is an overdose resulting in death. She stole Americans hearts as a small child and has just head down a scary path, she need help and she needs it soon. This DUI should be the least of our worries, soon we will have a another young celebrity gone too soon because of drugs. She needs help.   




Source: http://www.tmz.com/2014/09/30/amanda-bynes-dui-arrest-driving-under-the-influence-adderall/?adid=hero6

Sunday, September 28, 2014

OK, Kim... Get it Together

OK, Kim... Get it Together

Let me start out by saying, you have got to be kidding me?!!? Are Kim Kardashian and Kanye seriously getting ready to call it quits? Come on people, let's try to keep the sanctity of marriage a little bit, please. Do not jump into marriage if you aren't ready. And if you are ready, date a couple of years before, and if you date a couple of years before and your name is Kim Kardashian, well, you should have to go through some serious testing to be sure you're intended to marry the current person you're after. At this rate, I might be able to marry Kim. Although, I would go for Khloe if we're being honest here. But, that's beside the point.

According to the cover of an inTouch cover, Kim is in the middle of a nasty 250 million dollar divorce. And, are we ready for the icing on the cake, ladies and gentleman? She's pregnant with their second child! Slow it down people. I don't think the world is ready for South West to be born.

Anyway, apparently Kim is tired of having to follow Kanye around the world, being his arm candy, although all the pictures I see of them, she's not even arm candy, she's follow behind me candy. And I guess Kanye is blaming Kim for the leaked photos of his large bummed wife. Because while normally I blame celebs for leaked photos, but for once, I'm not sure that this leak was her fault. I could be totally wrong, but I'm going to go ahead and take Kim's side simply because I really hate Kanye.

Even if Kanye is mad at Kim, and Kim is mad at Kanye, that doesn't mean that you call it quits. I mean, even thought I don't think any of us really thought this would last, they could at least put a little more effort into their relationship. Do it for the poor baby at least. North West is already going to be scarred the rest of her life because of a stupid name already, don't let her deal with divorced parents too.

So, anyway, there's my take on that whole situation. Not that my opinion matters, I'm just tired of hearing about her stupid relationships. Don't get me wrong, I love Keeping Up with the Kardashian's, but other than watching the show, I don't care to hear what she has going on in her life otherwise. And if I have to hear about someone's relationship, I want to hear about Scott and Kourtney. Khloe is still bae though.

Source:
http://www.celebdirtylaundry.com/2014/kim-kardashian-pregnant-divorcing-kanye-west-photo/?adid=celebritydirtylaundry_FW

George Clooney = Big Brother


George Clooney = Big Brother

And here we thought we needed to fear the government. Big Brother is watching you, that's what George Orwell taught us in his novel 1984, which I suggest YOU ALL read. But, it's the silver fox himself, George Clooney who people should be worried about.

As well all know, The Clooney is being taken off the market after several years of desperate women drooling over him. Sorry ladies, I guess you lost your chance. But he is making sure that his precious wedding day photos will not be leaked by his guests. Clooney has established a few ground rules when it comes to cell phones and cameras, and he's being quite serious.

Rule number one: KEEP YOUR PHONE IN YOUR HOTEL ROOM. Just because you're famous doesn't mean you have to have constant contact with the outside world. You can go without tweeting for a few hours. You will survive

Rule number two: If you do bring your phone for some ridiculous reason, LEAVE IT AT THE KIOSK. Come on, let it go. It will be there waiting once the ceremony is over, I promise.

Rule number three: Well, not a rule, but EACH GUEST WILL BE ISSUED A BURNER PHONE THAT ACTS AS A TICKET TO ENTER. The phone has a code so it can be tracked. Clooney isn't messing around here...

Rule number four: EACH GUEST GET THIER OWN CAMERA. Again, not a rule, but each camera has a code, so if you try to leak to someone, Clooney can hunt your sorry ass down and rip your fingernails out.

So, bottom line, he has your name, he has your number, he owns you now. Don't cross him, he will ruin your life.

The main reason for all of the high security measures is because Clooney and his blushing bride to be, are concerned with hackers. Due to all the recent leaks of nudes of other celebs, the couple wants to be sure their photos remains private until they are ready to release them. But, even if they have a code to track down the phone/camera that was leaked, what if that was hacked by someone else.

Bottom line, if someone wants those pictures, they're going to get those pictures. It doesn't matter if you take away phones, cameras and even strip the guest naked (that would make for an interesting wedding) hackers can outsmart us all, and will leak the photos if they want. And unless they're preforming cavity searches, there's always that way too...


Source:http://www.tmz.com

Thursday, September 25, 2014

Paris Fashion Week goes NFL

Paris Fashion Week goes NFL
 Fashion week in Paris, France, or as I like to refer to it as NFL playoff week due to recent incident involving hot celeb Kim Kardashian. Fashion week turned quickly brutal when the beautiful and fabulous Kim Kardashian was almost tackled to the ground by Vitalii Sediuk a Ukrainian prankster. The incident occurred wile Kim, Kris, and Kayne were exiting their limo when arriving on Thursday at the famous Paris fashion week. According to paparazzi this is not Vatalii Sediuk's first attack, it has been reported that he has "pranked" other celebs including Brad Pitt, Leoardo DiCaprio, and Will Smith.  Sediuk was happy to take credit for the "lunge" as he called it that was aimed at Kim. So I ask you is this a simply harmless prank or an assault? Should charges be pressed? Or should this guy just get to keep tackling whoever he wants like a lineman protecting his quarterback.
 Personally I think it is a meaningless, harmless prank. what harm could come from this really? But, I also feel that since he (Sediuk) is a repeat offender of this so called prank, that some kind of legal action should be taken against him. If this was his first offense, honestly I would be chuckling a little to myself. And I'm not going to lie, I did laugh a little after watching the video of this so called "attack" on TMZ. But the thing is, this is not the first time this has occurred in Paris or the surrounding area. When do you stop calling this a prank and realize that it is a case of assault. I'm sorry but in my opinion this is funny the first time, questionable the second , and ridiculous the third, and down right uncalled the fourth time. If it were me, I would be seeking legal action.
 Kim although has not shown any sign of pressing charges on this "prankster" we now know as Sediuk. She simply wants to forget the incident and is glad that it did not getting more out of hand thanks to her bodyguards. It was a interesting event that certain kept everyone on their toes at this fashion week. Prank or not once again we are all talking about Kim in Hollywood news, coincidence or planned? That raises another question for another blog to come.  

Source: http://www.tmz.com/2014/09/25/kim-kardashian-tackled-paris-fashion-week-video-video/?adid=hero1

Sunday, September 21, 2014

Who's Naked in Hollywood This Week?

Who's Naked in Hollywood This Week?

Here we go again. Who's ready for the next ever so entertaining round of celebrity leaked nudes? I'm not going to lie, I know I am. So, who's on the slab this week with leaked nudes? It's looking like Kim Kardashian, Vanessa Hudgens, and Avril Lavigne are now just a few of the celebrities that have supposed leaked nude photos released, but unfortunately we can't be sure if it's really their naughty bits we're seeing or if it's someone else doing some amazing photoshops jobs superimposing celebs faces on other peoples celeb like bodies.

The photos were leaked on Reddit using imgur and a few other image sites. This is the same site used as the last time photos were leaked of Jennifer Lawrence and Kate Upton. Lawrence's publicist said that when her photos were leaked that the authorities were contacted and anyone who is responsible for this will be punished. As for the other photos released, those have yet to be said if they are truly the celebs baring all for the world to see.

Celebs seem to be very worried about whoever this hacker or who these hackers are for fear that their private and personal photos will be hacked and released to the public. There seems to be no insight as to who is doing this, but I'm sure once they're caught, if the courts don't punish them properly, Hollywood will be sure to tar and feather their ass.

Now, even though we think this is a horrible thing, we have to admit, most of us are sometimes following the link to these photos to simply see what all the buzz is about.  I have stated before that even negative publicity is still publicity. So, is it at all possible that all of these leaked nude photos are simply publicity stunt trying to keep celebs careers alive and thriving, or is it truly a hacker obtaining all of these photos and releasing them? My opinion on the matter, this one I think is truly a hacker. Celebs seems to genuinely be upset over these leaked photos, and are crying out for help in finding the hacker. There may be a few celebs that will jump on this bandwagon and release their own photos, but I think for the most part, Hollywood is truly scared of their privates being revealed to the world.

Source:http://www.etonline.com/news/151445_kim_kardashian_vanessa_hudgens_and_more_celebs_involved_questionable_photo_leak/index.html

Another Royal on the Way


Another Royal on the Way

What’s better than one adorable royal baby? Two royal babies! The stunning couple Prince William and Princess Kate announced the exciting news of expecting their second child this September.  Unfortunately the youngest royal is being sure to make his or her presence known.  Kate was scheduled to make her first trip alone to Malta this past weekend, but the 32 year old stunner is experiencing sever morning sickness. The amazing Prince William made sure to step in and take her place during the two-day trip. He even made light of his wife not being there by apologizing for the people receiving him instead of his gorgeous wife.  Also, when asked how his wife was doing her responded with a “She’s so-so.” So-so doesn’t cut it for the amazing princess.

So, how is ready for royal baby watch? I know I am. I’m going to go ahead and say the beautiful couple is going to be blessed with a beautiful little girl this time around. What is more adorable than seeing the gorgeous Kate holding a beautiful little girl who resembles her, and then William proudly protecting his little girl making sure no one will ever harm her.

Urban legends state that extreme morning sickness is more likely to be the result of a girl. Some scientific evidence states that morning sickness makes is 50% more likely to be a girl because of the excess of hormones in the body. Not going to lie, I wouldn’t mind morning sickness if it meant a girl.

So, I’m putting my money on a beautiful little baby girl. But let’s be honest, no matter a bot a girl, that child is going to be blessed with amazing, beautiful parents. We know that Princess Dianna would be beyond proud of her amazing sons and amazing daughter in law. And Princess Dianna is probably ready to bless the young, little family with a stunning little girl.

Until then, we can all be assured that Prince William will continue to do his fatherly and husbandly duty and take care of his wife a growing family. We all know he goes home and night and rubs her tiny feet and holds her hair every morning when she sick. And probably even runs anywhere in the middle of the night to get her what she needs.

Congrats to the young couple! And happy Royal Baby Watch 2014/2015!

Source: http://www.eonline.com/news/581236/prince-william-gives-health-update-on-pregnant-kate-middleton-during-visit-to-malta

Tuesday, September 16, 2014

Finally! I Can Watch Netflix Without Shame!

Netflix is finally giving us all a little sigh of relief with its new and very awesome feature which allows us to watch shows that we would never want our friends knowing we watch. And especially those we don't want our mother knowing we view from time to time. We as viewers can now delete our viewing history! No more embarrassing questions from friends and family using your Netflix account as to why you watched every season of "My Cat from Hell". We are all now free to sit and binge on our favorite food and Netflix show without worry!

This new feature allows us to go into our settings as see every show we have viewed. Next to every show is a little piece of heaven in the shape of an "x" that allows us to delete what we have viewed. From there the show is completely erased and will no longer give you recommendations that are related to what you deleted. So, now you don't have to worry about seeing "Since you viewed My Cat from Hell, you may also like Here Comes Honey Boo Boo". We are free to view anything we want with no shame… That is unless your caught in the act of watching trash TV.

Also, no worries for parents about their children deleting the fact that they watched all six seasons of The L Word. If you have parental controls already set up for Netflix there's no worries about them watching what they shouldn't.

Should we really be that ashamed of what we watch on Netflix though? I mean, does it matter if I spend all Saturday sitting and watching Keeping Up with the Kardashians? No, and I shouldn't feel the need to hide it either, but at least I have the option to keep it from whoever I want to. But, I have to admit, the recommendations know me well, and I use those from time to time to try out a new show. I'm not saying they're all a hit with me, but at least Netflix gives me recommendations based off of what I really watch, and now what I want my friends to think I watch.

Bottom line, I have no shame really. Yes, I watch stupid TV on Netflix and I'm not afraid to tell you I spent all last weekend watching Horders. Judge me. But, now at least I can hide it from you if I want.


Source:http://www.eonline.com/news/579585/netflix-is-finally-letting-you-delete-your-viewing-history-so-now-no-one-will-know-you-watched-the-katy-perry-movie

Sunday, September 14, 2014

Urban Outfitters: Horrible Mistake or Genius Publicity Stunt

Urban Outfitters recently mass produced a Kent State sweatshirt that has cause quite controversy. No, it's not the fact that a sweatshirt that looks like it has been sitting in the bottom of your dad closet for 30 years and costs $129. It's the fact that this particular "sun dried" sweatshirt series shows what looks like could be blood splatter all around the shirt. What normally would seem as an ugly shirt, actually has struck a nerve with those who remember the 1970 Kent State killing.

If you're too young to remember, or haven't been taught about it class, in 1970 four Kent State students were brutally murdered by the National Guard during a Vietnam War protest. Infamous pictures of the students laying on the ground while others cry out for help have been shown online and in textbooks for many years. 

While the Kent State shooting wasn't the first thing on everyone's mind, it sure is now. Well, actually being upset with Urban Outfitters is the number one thing on everyones mind. Urban Outfitters issued an apology stating that the shirt simply has "sun dried" speckles all over it. They never intended to release a sweatshirt that would be viewed that distasteful. 

USA Today Online stated that the company has indeed taken the sweatshirt off the market and is destroying the remaining shirts. But when attempting to purchase the shirt last week, it said that is was sold out. I actually found several of the sweatshirts on ebay going for as high as $600. 
So, was this a ploy to get attention for UO, or an idiot sitting at a computer thinking he and or she is funny for trying to pull a stunt like that? Who knows, not many people today use common sense when it comes to our societies sensitivity. But, we also have come to realize that bad publicity is still publicity. We all hated Miley Cyrus during the 2013 VMA's saying how ridiculous she looked and how we wondered what in the hell she was doing. But we did exactly what she wanted… we started talking about her, viewing her music videos, buying her songs, talking about her "around the water cooler". We played into her web, and now she is probably making more money than me or anyone else in this school will make. 

So, this one is for you to decide. Was this a horribly distasteful yet genius publicity stunt, or someone who just needs to lose their job because of their stupidity? 


Source:http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2014/09/15/kent-state-university-blood-sweatshirt/15659799/

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Joan Rivers: A legend Never Forgotten

    
Joan Rivers: A Legend Never Forgotten

                 Joan Rivers was born on June 8, 1933 in Brooklyn, New York City, New York. Her birth name is Joan Alexandra Molinsky. She loved the city of New York, especially Broadway. She was not only an avid show attender, she allow also put on quite a show herself as a comedian and fashion critic. When I myself hear the name Joan Rivers the first thing that comes to mind is plastic surgery. Which she always openly addressed, saying “it takes a lot of money to look this bad”. I always admired her for being able to poke fun at herself along with everyone else in the Hollywood biz. There are not many actors, comedians, or celebrities that can dish out just as much if not more about themselves then about anyone else. She truly had a great sense of humor, she could awkward situation in to something you simply could not stop laughing about. She had a gift like no one before her.

          I remember sitting on the couch and watching Joan Rivers interviewing all the stars as they walked the red carpet at the Academy Awards Show, my favorite television event of the year. I also recall her the next day of the fashion police ripping after every actress with a terrible hideous dress. Fashion police was and still is to this day one of my favorite shows to watch. Although I know that now that Joan is gone the show will never be the same. Joan was so extremely fun that I recall once when she was addressing Uma Thurman’s heinous Oscar gown in 2004. She ripped her to shreds so badly I nearly pissed my pants. She quickly became the most critical and vicious fashion critics in the world of Hollywood. I cannot for the life of me think of a celebrity in Hollywood she at some point in her life did not bash for one thing or any other. She got so mean at points you didn’t even want to laugh, but you had to. Rarely were her outrageous comments taken personally, some seeing it as an honor, it was just Joan “doing her thing”.  Her trademark “Can we talk?!” always set up whatever celeb she planned on defacing for the day.

          While Joan was seen by some to be a very cruel and rude woman she did have soft spot. She always made sure to donate to her favorite charities and kept the public laughing. She inspired many comedians who will keep us laughing through our morning for her and for years to come. I truly believe she was a comedic gift to this world, who kept spirts light even in the darkest of times. She will greatly be missed by myself and others for years to come. RIP the Great and Powerful Joan Rivers. Gone but NEVER forgotten.
                                                                  

Movie review: 22 Jump Street



                                                            22 Jump Street Movie review
              Officer Jenko and Schmidt are at it again. In this hilarious comedy about the two cops going back undercover, but this time as college students there are many shocking surprises. From ink squirting octopus to a surprise love interest, this movie pulls out all the stops. If you have since the first movie (21 Jump Street) you know that dorky Schmidt (played by Jonah Hill) becomes very popular in the high school they are undercover at. While handsome Jenko (played by Channing Tatum) hangs out in the chemistry lab with the nerds. In 22 Jump Street the roles are versed, much like they were when the two actually attended high school together in 2004. Jenko (Tatum) is the star football player and Schmidt (Hill) is an art nerd.

                The movie starts out with the two hilarious cops dressed as Mexican drug dealers trying to stop an illegal drug operation from Mexico headed by a man named “Ghost”. Tatum has almost caught the bad guys caught when of course clumsy Hill messes it all up. The rest of the film focuses on these two going back undercover at local university. At the university Jenko (Tatum) quickly joins the most popular frat and becomes football star, leaving his “brother” Schmidt (Hill) all alone. The two share very many hysterical relationship sounding exchanges, such as “are you saying you want to investigate other people?”  They even attend a “relationship counselor” in order to sort out their “issues”. I found these to be extremely funny and entertaining.

            One of my favorite part of the movie was probably when they are of course running form bad guys in a little helmet shaped car and Jenko (Tatum) decides it is a good idea to lose them through the robotics lab after their captain has told them not to waste anymore of the agency’s money. And who doesn’t love a great car chase scene with explosions and gun shots? I know I do. The appearance of characters Eric (played by Dave Franco) and Mr. Walters (played by Rob Riggle) in jail from Jenko and Schmidt’s first bust in 21 Jump Street was by far was the funniest and my most favorite part of this hilarious comedy.

            While I did not believe 22 Jump Street to be better than the first, but it is still a great movie. It has action, hot cops, cute girls, football, octopuses and frat parties. What more could you want? It is a movie with many twists and turns and jokes that will certainly have you close to wetting your pants. If you haven’t seen it, head to wherever it is playing near you and make sure to get it on DVD or blu-ray November 18, 2014.