George Clooney = Big Brother
And here we thought we needed to fear the government. Big Brother is watching you, that's what George Orwell taught us in his novel 1984, which I suggest YOU ALL read. But, it's the silver fox himself, George Clooney who people should be worried about.
As well all know, The Clooney is being taken off the market after several years of desperate women drooling over him. Sorry ladies, I guess you lost your chance. But he is making sure that his precious wedding day photos will not be leaked by his guests. Clooney has established a few ground rules when it comes to cell phones and cameras, and he's being quite serious.
Rule number one: KEEP YOUR PHONE IN YOUR HOTEL ROOM. Just because you're famous doesn't mean you have to have constant contact with the outside world. You can go without tweeting for a few hours. You will survive
Rule number two: If you do bring your phone for some ridiculous reason, LEAVE IT AT THE KIOSK. Come on, let it go. It will be there waiting once the ceremony is over, I promise.
Rule number three: Well, not a rule, but EACH GUEST WILL BE ISSUED A BURNER PHONE THAT ACTS AS A TICKET TO ENTER. The phone has a code so it can be tracked. Clooney isn't messing around here...
Rule number four: EACH GUEST GET THIER OWN CAMERA. Again, not a rule, but each camera has a code, so if you try to leak to someone, Clooney can hunt your sorry ass down and rip your fingernails out.
So, bottom line, he has your name, he has your number, he owns you now. Don't cross him, he will ruin your life.
The main reason for all of the high security measures is because Clooney and his blushing bride to be, are concerned with hackers. Due to all the recent leaks of nudes of other celebs, the couple wants to be sure their photos remains private until they are ready to release them. But, even if they have a code to track down the phone/camera that was leaked, what if that was hacked by someone else.
Bottom line, if someone wants those pictures, they're going to get those pictures. It doesn't matter if you take away phones, cameras and even strip the guest naked (that would make for an interesting wedding) hackers can outsmart us all, and will leak the photos if they want. And unless they're preforming cavity searches, there's always that way too...
Source:http://www.tmz.com
And here we thought we needed to fear the government. Big Brother is watching you, that's what George Orwell taught us in his novel 1984, which I suggest YOU ALL read. But, it's the silver fox himself, George Clooney who people should be worried about.
As well all know, The Clooney is being taken off the market after several years of desperate women drooling over him. Sorry ladies, I guess you lost your chance. But he is making sure that his precious wedding day photos will not be leaked by his guests. Clooney has established a few ground rules when it comes to cell phones and cameras, and he's being quite serious.
Rule number one: KEEP YOUR PHONE IN YOUR HOTEL ROOM. Just because you're famous doesn't mean you have to have constant contact with the outside world. You can go without tweeting for a few hours. You will survive
Rule number two: If you do bring your phone for some ridiculous reason, LEAVE IT AT THE KIOSK. Come on, let it go. It will be there waiting once the ceremony is over, I promise.
Rule number three: Well, not a rule, but EACH GUEST WILL BE ISSUED A BURNER PHONE THAT ACTS AS A TICKET TO ENTER. The phone has a code so it can be tracked. Clooney isn't messing around here...
Rule number four: EACH GUEST GET THIER OWN CAMERA. Again, not a rule, but each camera has a code, so if you try to leak to someone, Clooney can hunt your sorry ass down and rip your fingernails out.
So, bottom line, he has your name, he has your number, he owns you now. Don't cross him, he will ruin your life.
The main reason for all of the high security measures is because Clooney and his blushing bride to be, are concerned with hackers. Due to all the recent leaks of nudes of other celebs, the couple wants to be sure their photos remains private until they are ready to release them. But, even if they have a code to track down the phone/camera that was leaked, what if that was hacked by someone else.
Bottom line, if someone wants those pictures, they're going to get those pictures. It doesn't matter if you take away phones, cameras and even strip the guest naked (that would make for an interesting wedding) hackers can outsmart us all, and will leak the photos if they want. And unless they're preforming cavity searches, there's always that way too...
Source:http://www.tmz.com
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